What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 06:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nuts and Butts

If I get served by someone else's papers, am I legally required to inform the person that they got served, or the court that they served the wrong person?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

Still no good

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

My dog is 2 weeks old. He's not eating, moving and always sleeping and I can't take him to a vet. What should I do?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

Liberals, why can't you admit that Andrew Tate is the most moral and intelligent person of modern time?

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

Why should the law care about what I do behind closed doors?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

How has Donald Trump turned the Taylor Swift endorsement into a win for him?

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

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share office space ...

Next, they tried...

No go.

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So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why can't hot girls date ugly guys? I am ugly but I want an attractive girlfriend

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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