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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 06:26

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Still no good
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Why should the law care about what I do behind closed doors?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
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Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
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share office space ...
Next, they tried...
No go.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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